10 Insane Alternate Versions Of Thor You Won't Believe Exist
5. Deadpool
If the thought of an unstable Rogue having the power of the immortals is scary enough, then prepare to shake in thy boots and urinate thine trousers at the majesty that is Deadpool Thor!
When the love of his life, Death, is laid low, Deadpool is told by Loki that he can save her - as long as he's willing to take Thor's powers for his own.
After some of his usual shenanigans, including playing baseball with it at Yankee Stadium and saving llamas from the Neverland ranch, he heads to Avengers Tower where he meets up with a now de-powered and incredibly annoyed Thor.
This leads to Loki capturing his brother, but it all backfires on him when Deadpool realizes that Death now has eyes for another. Setting Odinson free, they defeat Loki, return to Earth, and find the original hammer that gives Thor back his powers.
When the God of Thunder tries to kill Death, Deadpool throws down with him and at the climax of this rumble in the (concrete) jungle, gets taken out by both hammers.
This leaves him cursed, by Loki, to look like Tom Cruise.
Because Deadpool, obviously.