10 Lines From Comics Too Weird To Be True
1. "Aquababy’s Growing Up – And Like Any Kid, He Loves Rough Stuff! You Don’t Want Him To Be A Sissy, Do You?"
The life – and death –of Aquababy is one surrounded with comic controversy. It’s almost a blessing that it is, because that’s the only way that this fresh nightmare of a line has been collectively forgotten by the comic community. The worst part? It comes from our fish-based savior, Aquaman.
The weirdest part is that it doesn’t really make sense. If every kid loves rough stuff, that includes feminine kids, and so – by Aquaman’s own logic – he really doesn’t need to worry about his child. This aside, the fact that Aquaman is saying this line to defend throwing his son like a particularly sturdy football is maybe the most interesting – and most concerning – part of this whole spectacular trainwreck.
Hopefully, this one doesn’t make it to the new film.