10 Lines From Comics Too Weird To Be True
5. "Open Your Own KFC Right Here On Okaara."
Finding a weird sentence in the blessing to this world that is the KFC/Justice League crossover is like looking for a comic book fan at a convention - there's so many it's actually difficult to pick out just one.
Mercifully, the creative team appears to have made this comic with the explicit intention of making the single best comic line in existence, by having Earth's own Colonel Sanders make peace with the orange lanterns... by offering them KFC.
You can't help but imagine all the Green Lanterns who gave their lives over the years fighting their orange brethren would probably be a little miffed that all it took for a ceasefire was some fried chicken, but this is the world they have to make due with.