10 Lines From Comics Too Weird To Be True
4. "You And I Are Brothers... All You Need To Do Is Accept My Kiss."
Vampires routinely have some sketchy family dealings – in and outside of comics. As such, it shouldn't be all that surprising that Xarus has an interesting incest-esque moment halfway through X-Men: Curse of the Mutants.
Now, it’s technically not as bad as it sounds – Xarus is actually just offering to turn Cyclops into a vampire, which is comparatively less weird – until you think too hard about him referring to tearing a chunk out of someone’s neck to drink their blood as a ‘kiss’, and then it suddenly becomes much, much worse.
As much as Cyclops’ epic threatening speech in reply is badass, you can’t help but wish he’d just called out how downright bizarre what Xarus had said was, then and there.