10 Most Embarrassing Spider-Man Moments

6. The Bombastic Bag-Man - Amazing Spider-Man #258

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It helps to have friends when you're in a tight spot, but Spidey should really know better than to ask Johnny Storm for help with anything.

if you played Marvel's Spider-Man for the PS4, then you likely ran into this skin in the game, The Bombastic Bag-Man. You then likely asked "...what?" Well worry not, I have the answer.

It's not a complicated one, but it is really funny. Long story short, Spidey lost his clothes and had to get home without people seeing that Spider-Man is A) Newspaper Photographer Peter Parker, and B) buck ass naked. So, in a lapse in logic so great all sympathy for Peter goes out the window, he turned to his "buddy" Johnny Storm, who offered him one of the FF's suits...and a paper bag with some holes in it.

So Spidey had to swing all the way home looking like the scrawny guy from Villainous had a career change, most likely confusing the hell out of a lot of people before he got home.

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