10 Most Inappropriate X-Men Storylines

1. The Sky Sex Love Story - Uncanny X-Men #440

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The stuff of sheer, genuine disbelief, few comic moments in the past, present, or future will ever replicate the genuine weirdness that was watching X-Men member Angel lifting his girlfriend Paige into the sky, and then make love to her right there, incredibly explicitly, and with their friends and family gathered below.

It's the kind of surreal, unintentionally funny moment that you couldn't create if you were actually trying to go for that kind of kind of vibe - let alone accidentally creating one in a moment that was intended to be emotional.

If there is ever a dark moment in your life, you can at least rest safe in the knowledge that imagining two people having intercourse while gently rising into the sky is hilarious enough to cure the vast majority of things that ail you. Which is lucky, because once you've seen it, you can't unsee it - forever.

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