10 Most Ridiculous Things Deadpool Survived

3. Ripped Apart By The Hulk - Deadpool Kills The Marvel Universe

Deadpool Hulk
Marvel Comics

Throughout the gory pages of Deadpool Kills The Marvel Universe, one question played at the lips of everyone reading it: how will Deadpool kill The Hulk? Turns out the answer is actually pretty simple: play dead.

The Hulk tracks Deadpool down as he's brooding in a cave in the desert. As you can imagine, Wade does not last long against the jade giant, and The Hulk tears Deadpool to utter shreds.

Deadpool, knowing that trying to get back up and keep fighting The Hulk would not change his current lot in life, instead lets The Hulk think that he actually managed to kill him, remaining stone quiet as a severed head until The Hulk walks away.

Once The Hulk has found a nice quiet cave where he can be by himself, he decides to take a nice nap. At which point Deadpool puts himself back together, tracks The Hulk down, finding him asleep as Bruce, and gives him just enough time to wake up and see his incoming death before he chops his damn head off.

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