10 Most Ridiculous Things Deadpool Survived
2. Being Made Into A Living Cape - Deadpool #11
Deadpool can reliably come back from anything, but some injuries take longer to heal than others. If he loses an arm, it usually takes several hours to a day to heal back. The rules to his powers are uh... inconsistent at best, but that general rule has always remained. Which can make things a little gruesome when a villain has an axe to grind against Deadpool in particular.
Enter The Good Night. His premise is that he's Batman, and Deadpool is his Joe Chill. Yeah, needless to say they have some stuff to clear up.
Good Night almost immediately overwhelms Deadpool and when he has him passed out and at his mercy, he does something to the merc with a mouth that is just... just wrong, man.
Simply put: he de-bones Deadpool and wears his still living, boneless body as a cape.
The pain of losing every bone in his body is bad enough, but being conscious and aware as your body is essentially a really bloody flag blowing in the wind has Deadpool cursing in pain in every panel he's in.
Deadpool gets out of this scrape, of course, but this is by far one of the most ridiculous things he's ever come back from. As for number one...