10 Raunchy Comic Book Scenes Nobody Wants To See On Film

3. Hulk Fails To Satisfy Umar

Umar is both a foe of Doctor Strange and his mother-in-law (she's the mother of his wife Clea) and, with the Sorcerer Supreme imminently set to appear in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, she could be one of the characters who follows him to the big screen. That would be great - there's no doubt about that. She's an interesting character, she's a powerful character, she's a sexy character and, as the sister of Dormammu, her introduction would undoubtedly coincide with the introduction of the powerful Faltine villain - and that would be very cool. What audiences absolutely wouldn't want to see is an on-screen depiction of her relationship with the Hulk - and the fact that the Hulk is obviously a key character in the franchise means it's entirely possible that it might happen. Umar uses her magical powers in the comics to persuade Hulk into engaging in some very weird sex with her. He lasts six minutes and is exhausted, while she is "just getting started" and he failed to satisfy her - in spite of the unimaginable anatomical goings on, given his size in comparison to her. The very thought of seeing a live action portrayal of that scene makes people cringe. And wince. And vomit.