With his cool demeanor, undeniable aura of badassery and expertly groomed facial hair, Floyd Lawton has never really had any trouble with the ladies. For some reason, the expert marksman has been the target of numerous womens affections, despite his nonchalant attitude towards slaughtering people in cold blood for the love of money. Deadshot has made terrible choices throughout his tragic existence and this extends to his taste in lovers. First, there is Jeannette, his former team member from the Secret Six. If you havent had the chance to read this comic book yet, written by the unparalleled Gail Simone, then you clearly hate yourself as much as Floyd, because it is incredible and contains the best portrayal of Deadshot that you will find (next to the original Ostrander Suicide Squad). A ragtag group of super villains turned mercenaries for hire, the Secret Six consisted of characters such as Bane, Catman and Mad Hatter. Another team member was Jeannette, a centuries old banshee who, alongside immortality, a sonic scream that defeated Wonder Woman and super strength, contains one of my all-time favourite powers, that of Attractive Female. Jeannette immediately made her sexual attraction to Lawton apparent; he reeked of death and that happened to be her favourite cologne. She told him that he looked like her husband, a man who hid behind the allure of money and being a soldier in order to fulfill his lust for blood. She loved him and she threw him to his death. Normally, this would make any man quiver in fear, but apparently Deadshot likes his women older. Wayyyy older. Next, we have Harley Quinn. Deadshot served as her official rebound when she finally realized that the Joker is one toxic individual. The two began hooking up in the rebooted Suicide Squad, where Harley pounces on Lawton and they have sex in a bathroom. While this is happening, Harley states, This reminds me of a joke about a clown car. For those who have managed to remain innocent before reading this, shes hinting that a lot of things have gone in and out of her vagina. Like Deadshots member. And the Jokers. Which you just pictured. Youre welcome.
