10 Times DC Comics Lost Their Damn Minds
1. Superman Stars In Porn
Apart from the Man of Steel, one of Darkseid's greatest foes is Mister Miracle. Scott Free is a member of the New Gods who was imprisoned on Apokolips. Using his skills as the universe's greatest escape artist and with the help of his future wife (and Darkseid's former bodyguard) Big Barda, he was able to escape.
That brings us to Action Comics #592. In it, Scott and Barda are on Earth when Barda runs in to Sleez, an exile from Apokolips. Sleez uses his powers to corrupt Barda and later Superman as well, making them both his slaves.
When Mister Miracle returns home, he finds Darkseid waiting for him. Darkseid tells him what happened to Barda and reveals its all part of his most sinister plan yet, to film Superman and Big Barda having some grown-up fun and make Scott watch it.
This is the actual plot to a real comic.
After dashing around Metropolis, Mister Miracle is able to find the film studio and bursts in just before Superman can, uh... plunge his giant key into the Fortress of Solitude. Sleez then dies in an explosion and the Man of Steel has to try and awkwardly explain the whole situation.
Again, this is a comic book that exists in the real world and that is a completely accurate summary of its plot.