10 Times Spider-Man Was A Real Jerk

4. Ate MJ And Aunt May - Marvel Zombies

Spider-Man Carol Danvers
Marvel Comics

The scene idea that gave birth to Marvel Zombies in the first place, it makes sense that Robert Kirkman would find some way to work it into the actual story.

In one of the ultimate not cool moves of Spider-Man, when he gets a zombie virus that maintains his intellect but gives him an insatiable hunger for human flesh, the first place he goes is of course his home, where his very delicious aunt and wife are waiting for him.

It doesn't take long for Peter to start chowing down on his family, which is frankly just not cricket. Seriously, Spidey, you're better than this. Hey, stop gnawing on your elderly aunt's spinal column and listen to me!

Eh, whatever. Eventually Peter would start to really feel bad about this when the hunger actually goes away in a few centuries, which I guess makes it all okay.

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John Tibbetts is a novelist in theory, a Whatculture contributor in practice, and a nerd all around who loves talking about movies, TV, anime, and video games more than he loves breathing. Which might be a problem in the long term, but eh, who can think that far ahead?