11 WTF Moments From The Suicide Squad

8. Batman Gets Served (Suicide Squad #10)

Imagine if your dog waltzed into your bedroom and peed on your shoes while staring you right in the face, daring you to do something about it. You kick it out of the house and clean up the mess, only to return after getting a sandwich to see that it€™s back in there, sh*tting on your bed because your mum let it back in. Repeat this daily and you can see why Batman would not be very happy with Amanda Waller and her Suicide Squad. In Suicide Squad #10, Batman, disguised as Matches Malone, infiltrates Bel Reeves, home of the Squad. He even manages to download a a whopping 32megs of confidential data (or one Taylor Swift song). When Batman and Waller finally have their face off, it is a glorious sight to behold. Interrupting a fight between Rick Flag and Batman, Waller tells Batman that there€™s no way to escape as the place is €˜sealed tighter than a drum€™. To which Batman replies, €˜Shall I tell you how many sealed drums I€™ve escaped from, Mrs Waller?€™, a reference to the Great Sealed Drum War of €™86, in which many soldiers and sealed drums lost their lives. Waller warned Batman that he had left a lot of fingerprints behind as Matches and she now had the keys to his secret identity, making his promise to expose her operation null and void. The woman who looked like fat Oprah ate skinny Oprah managed to face the big bad Bat and come out with a win.
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