11 WTF Moments From The Suicide Squad

9. A, B, C-Section (Suicide Squad v2 #2)

The Squad have been informed to quell the threat of a bio-mechanical virus, which basically translates to €˜robot zombies€™. They need to burn everything and anyone that has become infected in what was a sporting event. Sixty thousand people; the equivalent of being told to go to a Pitbull concert and slaughter everyone with horrible taste in music. They manage to scrape through and the final threat comes in the form of a pregnant robot zombie who is desperate for ice cream, machine oil and a back-rub. An angry pregnant woman can be scary but an angry pregnant robot zombie that is mutating is worse. After King Shark bites her head off, Deadshot casually strolls up to her and performs a caesarean like he was cutting the tag off a fresh shirt, pulling out a screaming infant which is, surprisingly, not a robot zombie.
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