11 WTF Moments From The Suicide Squad

5. You Hear That One About The Clown Car? (Suicide Squad v2 #3)

It€™s no surprise that Harley Quinn and Deadshot eventually ended up bumping uglies; Harley is an adult woman with a taste for bad boys who is finally free of the Joker€™s influence. After being in the quintessential abusive relationship for so long, it only makes sense that she is confident enough to want to sleep with a man she€™s attracted to. Good for you, Harley. Plus, all that adrenaline probably leaves you feeling hornier than a porcupine in a brass quintet. But the first time the two end up being intimate, Harley spouts a line that would probably make a lot of men pause and say, €˜€ what?€™. In the throes of passion with Deadshot, Harley coos, €˜Mmm€ This reminds me of a joke about a clown car€™. I€™m aware that people name their friend downstairs (my ex used dubbed mine €˜Princess Sparkles€™) but alluding to your vagina being a clown car can only mean one of two things; is Harley hinting that it brings great joy and amusement or that so many men have been in an out of it that having sex is going to feel like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
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When I was a kid, I used to think the moon followed our car everywhere.