Batman is Rocky, KGBeast is Dolph Lundgren. That's all you need to know.
He's a Cold War-born, genetically engineered killing machine whose creators clearly spent more time on his weaponry than his name.
Tom Baker is the Comics Editor at WhatCulture! He's heard all the Doctor Who jokes, but not many about Randall and Hopkirk. He also blogs at http://communibearsilostate.wordpress.com/