2. Chew
The story of an FDA Agent who lives in a world where bird meat products are illegal. Yes, thats the premise of it. Did I mention the fact that the agent in question is called Tony Chu? No Im not kidding. Its pronounced how you think. I mean, it could work as a comedy and I could somehow see Ken Jeong otherwise known as that little Chinese mob bloke from the Hangover playing the part. But somehow chicken smuggling seems to be a very bland premise. Add to that, the fact that Chu is known as a Cibopath which is basically someone with the remarkable ability to eat people (like a zombie would no less) and gain premonitions about what they have done and I find myself somehow put off at the prospect of being sat in front of such a film for two hours straight. A special mention goes out to the other superpowered people in this book, Amelia Mintz who sounds like a restaurant critic who can apparently make people taste food by writing accurately about it and The Barista, who surprisingly isnt just well versed at making coffees but also mind-washing people using foams. Well, you get the picture. And at number 1