2. Cutey Bunny vs. Space Beaver
Rest assured - Space Beaver is literally a beaver. And he literally comes from space. He in fact comes from a planet where as well as buck-toothed rodents there's also a drug cartel headed by Lord Pork. Anyway, so Space Beaver decides to avenge the death of his more-normal-named friend Mikey after poor Mikey is killed by the dope peddlers. In the course of the brief eleven issue run, Space Beaver doesn't really seem to do much, as it's up to the other characters do cool stuff like go rogue or plant bombs. Oh, and even though she turns out to be secretly alive, he fails to prevent his girlfriend Jackie from falling off a cliff. Nice going, Beaves. Cutey Bunny is an underground comix character, created by Joshua Quagmire and loosely based on the anime character Cutie Honey. Harnessing the power of Ra through an amulet, she can change into different guises, each guise coming with their own unique powers, such as martial arts excellence or technological weaponry. On the orders of the President of the United States, she fights such adversaries as 'Uncle Joe', aka Joesph Stalin, and agent-gone-bad Vicky Feldhyser, a deadly (and Sapphic) vixen.
Who Wins: Cutey Bunny. I mean, come on.