8 Ridiculous Pieces Of Comic Book Merchandise (You Secretly Want To Buy)

5. The Avengers Cologne

Have you ever looked at The Hulk when he's going on a rampaging whirlwind of destruction and thought "Damn! I bet he smells great. I wish there was a way they could replicate it and sell the scent in an overpriced bottle". If the answer is yes, then you're in luck - they did! In reality, these officially licensed colognes claim to posses the usual range of aromas you would normally find in these kind of things: mandarin, jasmine, and so on. Probably better than what people expect the Avengers to actually smell like: metallic scents with a hint of alcohol for Iron Man, sweat mixed with rainwater for Thor, and oh so sweet peaches and cream for Black Widow.
 
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