Theres a couple of things that come to mind when you see a guy like the Joker. Theres run, oh, crap, Hail Mary, full of grace Notice how gee, that guy would be a great dad doesnt come to mind? Theres a reason for that. Look, were are adults here (if, however, youre not an adult then you should read every single article I write because your parents want you to). Theres no doubt that Harley and Joker dance the sideways shuffle, dirtying the linen with all their makeup. In Gods Among Us: Year 2, Harley, who is about to fight Black Canary, calls a time out because Canary begins throwing up in a bucket. Harley comes to the conclusion that Canary is pregnant and begins to crack wise about how funny it would be to see a woman in her third trimester trying to squeeze into Canarys outfit. Canary, unimpressed, wants to go back to fighting, but Harley tells her shes not going to hit a pregnant woman because she remembers how hard it is. It turns out that in the Injustice universe, Harley has a little girl named Lucy and, yes, Joker is the father. Lucy lives with Harleys sister, is four and likes tutus and toy cars. In fact, she especially likes putting tutus on toy cars because she likes the idea of a ballerina car, a concept that Harley thinks make perfect sense. Now I really need to hug my daughter. Joker doesnt know anything about Lucy because his work is too important (say what you will about the man, but his work ethic is incredible). Harley disappeared for a year and when she came back, Joker barely acted as if she was gone. I, for one, think that they could have chosen a better name. Lol-lah. Which WTF Harley Quinn moment do you think deserves the top spot? Sound off in the comments below.
