Death Of Wolverine: 10 Far Better Ways He Should've Died

6. Starvation

While we may not often see super-heroes taking a break from the latest world-ending event to grab a snack, many are somewhat human in that they get a bit hungry. It would be simple: you just need to lock him away and not let him have anything to eat for a few weeks (or days if you can keep him from getting any water too). Now, in the comics Wolverine has made mention of times he was faced with starvation and went as far as cutting off his own skin and eating it to stay sated--cutting off a chunk every time a new one heals in its place. Putting aside the question of if you're committing cannibalism if you eat yourself, one could theorize Wolverine would eventually burn out his body much in the same way people lost at sea can only drink their urine for so long before it is devoid of anything useful (sorry for the gross image, but it gets the fact across). Still, this seems like a lot of effort when other methods could get the job done much more easily.