What Professor X Thinks About Every Major X-Men Member

Hank McCoy should be overseeing a group of the world's finest scientists, teaching them all he knows and making the world a better place sevenfold.

As it is, because he's blue and furry his chances of teaching humanity what he knows are drastically reduced, and thus his talents are instead spent trying to convince a bunch of superpowered time bombs to please not blow everything up, just this once.

I'm not saying that Hank McCoy is the king of co-parenting, including individuals who are his age. But the only reason I'm not saying that is because if I say it, I will have to start paying him child support.