7. Anastasia & Christian Get It On - 50 Shades Of Grey
Were officially weeks away from director Sam Taylor-Johnson pulling back the curtain on her steamy adaptation of the absurdly popular novel Fifty Shades Of Grey; following a long history of films where sex is the main focal point. The plot, of course, centers on a virginal college grad named Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) who's introduced to the world of S&M when she meets and falls for troubled billionaire, Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). It was recently revealed that the film has avoided an NC-17 rating, and the MPAA has stamped an R rating on the movie. By comparison to the book, an R rating suggests that the adaptation won't be page-for-page when it comes to Ana and Christian going at it. But the reason for the rating does promise graphic nudity, strong sexual content "including dialogue" as well as some unusual behavior." Though, you have to wonder what, exactly, they're trying to vaguely describe there, because a description like that is broad enough to apply to most movies in some way. Whether or not "unusual behavior" applies to Christian and Ana's sexual escapades or merely Ana's tendency to bite her lip when she's nervous is unknown. Though, at the end of the day, even if the movie is terrible, at least viewers will get to see two beautiful people mostly going at it for two hours. It could be worse.
Jesse Gumbarge is editor and chief blogger at JarvisCity.com - He loves old-school horror films and starting pointless debates. You can reach out at: JesseGumbarge@JarvisCity.com
