5. The "Kung-Fu Tournament" Movie
"Wait just a minute!" is what you're probably saying right now. "Tarantino IS doing a kung-fu tournament kind of movie! He's involved with the RZA's
The Man with the Iron Fists! " Well, not exactly. Tarantino lent the movie his name as a way to help market the film and get people to see it. He has absolutely nothing else to do with the flick. He's just doing a favor for his pals Eli Roth and RZA, and while I graciously thank him for it, it doesn't stop me wanting to see
his version of such a movie. The tournament movie is something we could all use a big heaping of every few years at the cinema. It guarantees great fight scenes, copious violence and over-the-top drama. Sadly, this is probably the least likely of genres Tarantino would visit since he already had his say with kung-fu via the
Kill Bill movies. When will you release
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair, Quentin? My Blu-ray player is achin' for that experience. Well, if he does do a tournament movie, he needs to draft Jean-Claude Van Damme for at least a cameo.