10 Hilariously One-Sided Movie Duels

10. Jason Bourne Vs Patrolling Policemen (The Bourne Identity)

I think it€™s fair to say secret agent, living military weapon and smooth operator Jason Bourne does not have a lot of luck. Fished out of the sea after being shot in the back, he is nursed to health by a fishing boat doctor and sent on his not-so-merry way when they reach dry land. After wandering around Switzerland for a while in his amnesiac state, Bourne becomes tired and tries to go to sleep on a park bench. Evidently his subconscious super-training does not kick in and tell him that going to sleep in the snow outdoors is not a good idea. Lucky for him two nice police officers are walking by and tell him that he shouldn€™t be loitering in the park. The anti-social and, it must be said rather ungrateful Bourne then proceeds to administer a swift ass-kicking which is over as quickly as it begins, leaving two police officers sprawled out in the winter wonderland. In Jason€™s defence, he doesn€™t know who he is yet and probably was barely aware of what he was doing that early in the film. I€™m sure he felt a pang of remorse, but the fact remains, whether he meant it or not, he is responsible for one of the quickest butt-whoopings in movie history. This scene really stands out in the franchise, because Jason never gets an €œeasy€ fight again, he always squares off against other agents in very evenly matched fights. € kind of gives me an idea for another list.