10 Movie Bars You Should Probably Avoid On A Pub Crawl

1. The Titty Twister - From Dusk Till Dawn

Bars - Titty Twister If you dare to enter the Titty Twister on your way into Mexico then you'll probably never leave ... alive. Sure it has fantastic music, cheap alcohol and incredible ...erm ... entertainment but behind the sexy façade of topless dancers and exotic sirens lays a den of iniquity like no other. You see the staff, resident band, dancers and customers that frequent this exotically erotic tavern are actually blood sucking, sun fearing vampires. I know what you're thinking - "I'll be OK I'll just go for a drink during the day time" - fool! The Titty Twister is only open from dusk until dawn so any chance of catching a tan while you're having a Tequila are slim to none. In fact the only way you're getting out of this place alive is if you're George effing Clooney and let's be honest you're probably more like Curious George than you are the former Batman (with nipples). On the plus side though there is a chance you'll receive a lap dance from Salma Hayek and that's totally worth getting your blood drained for - if the blood hasn't already been drained to another part of your body that is. From Dusk Till Dawn's Titty Twister tops our list as the bar you're least likely to visit as there's no way out alive. Even your worst local can't be that bad, surely? Fancy a drink? Discuss this feature in the comments section below or Tweet us @WhatCulture using the hashtag #worstmoviepubs - don't forget to follow us and share your favourite pieces with your friends.
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