10 Movie Jobs We All Wish We Could Have

6. MIB Agent (Men In Black Franchise)

Secret organizations are inherently cool and it doesn't get more exciting than working as an agent for the Men In Black. While their primary mission is to monitor extraterrestrial beings who live secretly on Earth, the role of a MIB agent is far more complicated than that. Senior management are usually reluctant to reveal this at first, but MIB agents are also required by contract to pursue a rap career on the side, shimmying from side to side on camera as aliens jump in and assist with the choreography. There's also opportunities to branch into time travel depending on the requirements of any given case, although the technology requires that agents jump off the Chrysler building to make it work, so it's best to leave your fear of heights at the door... First and foremost though, the role of a MIB agent is to protect humanity from alien threats and to achieve this vital goal, it's imperative that the public remain unaware of extraterrestrial activity. Field agents use a device known as a neuralyzer that erases the memories of anyone who has witnessed alien life, but the possibilities extend far beyond this. Imagine you forgot a friends birthday. Just make them forget your mistake. How do you recover from the trauma of watching the movie Wild Wild West? Turn the neuralyzer on yourself of course. You could even make yourself forget what happened in your favorite movies, just so that you could enjoy the experience of watching them for the first time over and over again. That alone would make co-starring in a movie alongside Nicole Sherzinger completely worth it.
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David is a primary school teacher who tries his best to turn every math lesson into a discussion on the latest Pixar film. Passions include superheroes, zombies and Studio Ghibli. In between going to the cinema, moving to South Korea and eating his body weight in KFC, David writes for a number of movie sites, http://becarefulyourhand.blogspot.co.uk/