10 Movies That Sold Themselves On Crotches Alone

1. Teeth (2007)

If you're familiar with this film (or its premise) then you knew this was coming. If you're unfamiliar, this is the (terrifying) story in a nutshell: Dawn O€™Keefe (played by Jess Weixler) is a teenage spokesperson for a Christian abstinence group called The Promise. She dates in groups, watches G-rated films, and has never even kissed a boy. However, the power of teen hormones is great, so temptation beckons. After a few run-ins with a few overzealous young boys Dawn realizes that she has a toothed-vagina, which is exactly what it sounds like. If you stick something in there then there is a good chance that it's going to be bitten (or bitten off). Needless to say, the film doesn't skimp on any of the gory details. Dawn finds herself the would-be victim of multiple male perpetrators only to promptly chomp their penis off when they try to have their way with her. Heck, she even chomps off the penis of a kid who was only trying to hook-up with her to win a bet with his friends. Sure, it was a douche-bag thing to do, but the kid didn't deserve castration for goodness sake! Needless to say, this movie isn't for the faint of heart. Are there any other movies you can think of that fall under this category? Let us know in the comment section below.
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