5. His Suit Gives Him Jock Itch
Wow, it must be awesome to dress up as a superhero. You get to waltz around in a bad ass suit complete with a cape and look nothing short of epic all the time. There must be absolutely nothing wrong with that scenario right? Wrong! Take one good look at Batman and tell me he's comfortable. You can't do it. I guarantee you can't. Here we go, just another problem for Batman. This poor guy has to sacrifice his body all night for the greater good and he can't even do it in basketball shorts and a tank top. Make no mistake about it, Batman looks cool but he feels terrible. Having a skin-tight suit that is hugging you all night doesn't make it easy to breathe. The poor guy can barely turn his neck and I don't care how cool bat ears look, they are not easy to maintain when a strong gust of wind comes by. The fact that Batman floats around as gracefully as he does in his suit is a miracle. After a long night of fighting crime all people seem to give the poor guy is grief. Truthfully what people should be giving this poor soul is a tube of icy-hot because after walking around in that suit for 8-plus hours means there is no doubt that Batman is sore.