3. She Hate Me (2004) - Monica Bellucci
Rotten Tomatoes: 19% The Plot: A Harvard graduate gets fired from his job when he whistle-blows on his dodgy-dealing bosses and gets branded unemployable as a result. Fortunately for him, his ex-girlfriend has turned lesbian and wants him to impregnate both her and her girlfriend, something he sees as easy money. Before long, he finds himself in the baby making business, and is charging $10,000 a pop, though his former employees arent quite done with him yet. Why It Sucks: Spike Lee doesnt seem like he quite knows what it is he is trying to do, here. She Hate Me is a mishmash of genre, an ambitious drama with something to say one moment, a soft porno the next. It produces the odd chuckle, but the plot is borderline ridiculous when you consider the message (I think) the movie is trying to deliver. Monica Bellucci is typically hot in her performance, though her sex appeal is somehow lost among the near-constant smut. Another misfire from a clearly talented director that just cant seem to get it right often enough. The only person who would have enjoyed this film is Anthony Mackie, who gets a hell of a lot skin on skin action.