10 Thoughts Every Guy Had While Watching Fifty Shades Darker

4. "Why Does Ana Make Orgasmic Noises At Every Little Touch?"

Fifty Shades Darker Dakota Johnson
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Yes, being vocal in the bedroom is perfectly normal, but even after one quick spank, Ana cries out with pleasure like she's just achieved the world's most mind-blowing orgasm, and when Christian kisses her neck, you'd swear she had some sort of secret g-spot hidden behind her dark locks of hair.

As you watch this phenomenon occur, you become amused rather than feeling like the onscreen 'action' is sexy, Ana's exaggerated reactions only serving to increase the comedy of the moment rather than the eroticism.

For a short second you wonder if you yourself are doing something wrong in the heat of the moment, confused as to why your partner doesn't elicit the same response at the slightest of touches or acts.

But that thought quickly vanishes, as it's Fifty Shades Darker that's in the wrong here - it feels the need the heighten this aspect of the love scenes in a misguided attempt to make them more effective, and it fails miserably.

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