10 Worst Threequels Of All Time

1. Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Paramount Pictures

Many said that Dark Of The Moon was significantly better than the second instalment, Revenge of the Fallen, but being better than arguably the worst and most repugnant movie in history is hardly praise. Dark Of The Moon is a longer movie than Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey, which if you think about it for a moment is completely absurd.

Dark Of The Moon is 154 minutes of loud, gaudy nonsense and it feels as if its never going to end. The entire last hour is essentially giant CGI robots clanging into each other in what is a thudding catastrophe of an experience.

Since Megan Fox compared him to Hitler, Michael Bay had to find a new central female character. Enter Rose Huntington-Whitely, a Victoria's Secret model, who is introduced to us through a close-up of her bum. We all know Bay loves to objectify women, but he takes it to another level here, by choosing to cast a model rather than an actress and have his camera leer all over as if she was in a Zoo Magazine photoshoot.

It's an ugly, vile, evil movie with no redeeming features and it, along with its director, needs to be thrown in a skip.

What's your least favourite sequel? Let us know down in the comments.

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