12 Unintentionally Hilarious Comic Book Movie Moments
1. I Vant To Sniff Your Butt! Blade: Trinity will go down in history as that movie where Wesley Snipes smoked way too much weed, attacked the director and would refuse to speak directly to others, only communicating with post-it notes ending with From Blade. It was also the film in which Triple H sauntered around as a vampire who had a pet Pomeranian. Which was also a vampire. Hannibal King is part of the Nightstalkers, a group of vampire hunters that are inspired by Blade and send no less than fifty texts a day to the night, even though she has clearly stated that she is not interested in a relationship. King, played by Ryan Reynolds, has been captured and chained up by the vampire who once temporarily turned him, Danica Talos. Talos is trying to get information on a bioweapon dubbed Daystar, which is an airborne virus capable of killing every single vampire in the world. In some sort of attempt to build character, Triple H decides to bring his vampire Pomeranian around for the pain party. Pomeranians are easily the most annoying dogs in the world and making them a vampire does not change this one iota. Still, the reveal of this blood-sucking pooch creates an unintentionally funny moment. Yes, Ryan Reynolds perfect response to seeing a vampire dog wave its gross ass tongue at him like a possessed Gene Simmons is supposed to be funny. Im talking about the fact that, of all the dogs they could have chosen to turn into a vampire, they picked a f*cking Pomeranian. This Pomeranian raises so many questions. Did Triple H drink Pomeranian blood? Or was the Pomerianian born a vampire and he merely adopted it from the vampire animal shelter? Does this mean that other animals can become vampires? If so, why arent all the vampires riding vampire horses? What happens if you turn a vampire bat into a vampire? Does it create some sort of super vampire bat? What happens if that super vampire bat bites another vampire? These are the questions that keep me awake at night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Keff-QLfTc Share your favourite unintentionally funny comic book movie moments below!