12 Villains Far Too Lame For The Marvel Cinematic Universe
5. The Unicorn
First Appearance: Tales of Suspense #56 Enemies: Iron Man, Fantastic Four, The Avengers Milos Masaryk was a soviet agent who was given the unenviable task of spying on Tony Stark. Realising he has no chance against Iron Man in his current guise, Masaryk rocks up at Stark Industries fully kitted out in his most villainous attire an orange leotard and green mask complete with a unicorn horn. This get-up, designed by fellow Russian schemer and Stark-hater Crimson Dynamo (who must have been smoking something that day) is the least of the characters worries. As cool as some of his abilities are superhuman strength and endurance from a bizarre radiation treatment he just isnt much of a match for Iron Man, who knocked him out with one punch when they went toe to toe. Besides, his story from there on in gets pretty sad. After a few more supervillain fails, Unicorn finds out that he is being plagued by accelerated cellular deterioration and eventually slips into a life-threatening coma. Out of pity, The Avengers do try to come up with a cure to his condition, which is pretty good of them considering, but at the end of the day the MCU needs a villain we can all loathe, not another that one we cant help but feel sorry for.
