12 Ways To Make A Hulk Movie That Doesn't Actually Suck

10. Don't Make It A Romance

When Banner, Hulk and Black Widow started making eyes at each other and kicked off the most uncomfortable comic book movie threesome to think about, there was some clamour that either Hulk or Black Widow should get a movie that took that relationship to the next level.

But just imagine it for a minute: two killing machines flirting awkwardly and going off to the bedroom where Hulk would smash and Widow would bite and we'd all have to re-evaluate our lives for watching.

Sort of like Fifty Shades Of Green.

It's all well and good having a romantic element to give Banner (and Hulk) some humanity, but it's far more interesting to see Hulk ravaged by his feelings and Banner's guilt over what he could be capable of. He's already ruined Betty Ross' life so much she vanished from the MCU entirely, so having him haunted by romantic ghosts is far better than having him actually going steady with anyone.