13 Announced Movies You Won't Believe Are Real

by Jack Pooley

1. I Spit On Your Grave: Deja Vu

I Spit On Your Grave Deja Vu
Deja Vu LLC

The Pitch: In "the most anticipated sequel of all time" (their words), Camille Keaton will reprise her role from the 1978 cult classic rape-revenge film I Spit On Your Grave, re-teaming with original director Meir Zarchi for a direct sequel.

40 years after surviving her horrid ordeal, Jennifer Hills (Keaton) and her daughter Christy (Jamie Bernadette) are kidnapped by the surviving family members of those Jennifer killed in revenge four decades prior.

Will It Be Any Good?: This is an ultra-belated sequel nobody asked for, directed by a filmmaker who hasn't made a movie in almost 35 years. There's only one answer here.

With the film's production company being named Deja Vu LLC, the whole enterprise sounds more like a money laundering scheme than an actual artistic endeavour.

I Spit On Your Grave: Deja Vu arrives on U.S. home video on April 23.

What do you make of these ridiculous upcoming movies? Shout it out in the comments!

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