15 Movie Moments That Made Your Testicles Wither

1. Jim's Early Arrival - American Pie

It's not easy being in high school. Especially if you find yourself with the foreign-exchange student of your dreams, Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth), half-naked and ready to party... and you have no idea what to do. Jim (Jason Biggs) is clearly out of his element here, even though he's in his own room and all the work is being done for him. While most of us would like to think we would close the deal on such a windfall, we cringe as poor Jim's balls turn so blue that he spackles the inside of his boxer shorts - twice. Humiliation sets in, but the good news is that he eventually losses his virginity to an apple pie. Like this list? Let us know in the comments section below.
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My name is Alejandro. I answer to Alex, Al the pal, Uncle and various other pet names. I was born and raised in Los Angeles and currently live in San Diego, Ca. Being a native Southern Californian, I have been spoiled by good weather, beautiful women , celebrity sightings and diverse culture. I have a season pass to Disneyland and despite this, I still consider it to be the happiest place on earth. I am an avid film geek and gamer. There are many reports of expletives omitting from beyond my bedroom door during marathon sessions of Call Of Duty. I spend a lot of my free time writing, playing/producing music and playing bass in a 90's cover band called The Big Lewinsky (www.facebook.com/thebiglewinskyband). I also enjoy iphone-ography with my 4- in-1 Ollo clip and gorilla tripod along with the countless apps available for photo editing. My favorite films of all-time (currently) are The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, The Exorcist and anything by Stanley Kubrick, except Barry Lyndon...and maybe Lolita.