16 Brilliant WTF Moments From Kung Fury

9. Time Travelling Hitler

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Enter the villain of the piece. A time travelling Hitler who not only recognises what a mobile phone is, but seems fully capable of using one. But as leaps of faith go, that's no more than a shuffle in this universe.

He enters with aplomb, stealing a mobile phone and dialling the police precinct: "Is this the police?" "Yes." "F*ck you!"

If there's anything more dangerous than Hitler, it's Hitler firing expletives and bullets down the phone line into your ears. Because obviously in Kung Fury's world, when Hitler shoots down the phone, the bullets kill almost the entire police force.

Luckily Hackerman (the most powerful hacker of all time) manages to survive the hail of bullets to trace the phone call to Hitler (it wasn't his phone, your brain might scream, but who the hell cares?) which leads to yet another brilliantly ludicrous exchange:

"Hitler? He's the worst criminal of all time."

"Do you know him, Sir?"

This is no normal Hitler though, he's a kung fu master - rebranded as the Kung Fuhrer - who bred an army of super ninja soldiers. And the only way to combat him? Well, by time travelling to take on the threat at the source. 

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