7. Falling in Love

It's easy for one person to fall in love. When I was younger, I was in a love with a different boy every other day. What's hard is getting that someone you love to fall in love with you. However, they make it look so easy in the movies, I think, because they need the bulk of the movie to show the ups and downs of the relationship and the inevitable break-up or marriage. This, however, makes us average people feel like we'll never find love! Not easily, anyway! Which is mean. Very, very mean. Because if we can't find love the way they do in movies, then we sure as hell aren't finding the guy or girl that caters to our every need like they do in the movies.
6. Planning & Executing A Successful Party

I've tried throwing parties any number of ways. Planning for weeks, planning for days, not planning at all. Every time, though, they never seem like the they do in the movies. Someone either gets sick all over my house, half of the guests show up and then the rest show up after midnight, or no one eats the food I spent three days preparing. As a host, it's rare that you actually get to enjoy your own party, right? Not in the movies, really. It seems in the movies and on TV, the host is always the one that is the most f***ed up out of the lot! Maybe it takes having a lot of money and no sense respect for one's own personal property to throw a successful party.