20 Terrible 2014 Movies That Should Never Have Happened

20. Jingle All The Way 2

Rotten Tomatoes Score: N/A (no Tomatometer critic could be bothered to review it, apparently...) Is there anyone, anywhere who wanted a follow-up to the Arnold Schwarzenegger-starring guilty pleasure Christmas film that didn't star Arnie himself? No matter, WWE Studios cranked it out anyway, with Larry the Cable Guy taking the role of new protagonist Larry, who is trying to secure the year's most popular toy for his young daughter. In every way that the movie possibly could, it simply pales in comparison to the original, from the relatively annoying lead actor, to the lame toy being no match for the original's Turboman, to the sickly sweet family-centric story that, while hardly incredible in the first film, is masterfully told compared to this manipulative mess. WWE fans might get a chuckle out of seeing Santino Marella in a supporting role as Larry's sidekick character, but from start to finish, this is lame holiday fare destined for bargain bin treatment next Christmas.
 
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