Scary Movie 5 came out to such little fanfare earlier this year that people don't even seem to remember it was released: trust us, it was, and it was absolutely horrible. When you're forced to use both Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen as box office bait, it's safe to say that your movie doesn't belong amongst the living. The movie was exactly what you expected it be, of course: cringeworthy, low-brow gags that aren't funny to anybody but the people who wrote them. And in what is something of a horror movie premise in itself, it's as if nobody is able to kill the Scary Movie franchise. I mean, God, this installment didn't have Anna Faris in it, and was forced to spoof 50 Shades of Grey. That's not even a horror movie, people! It's not! Bizarrely, Scary Movie 5 still made something of a killing at the box office ($78 million on a $20 million budget), which promises only one thing: another one of these things will be made. And it's all your fault.
