9. If You Watch Jurassic Park Backwards...
It's about capturing wild dinosaurs and putting them in a giant zoo whilst a fully-grown man is born directly onto a toilet from a T-Rex's mouth.
8. If You Watch Rocky Backwards...
It's a movie about a guy who gets beaten up so severely that he's forced to marry the ugliest girl in town.
7. If You Watch Highlander Backwards...
There can always be two.