50 Infuriating Horror Movie Characters We All Secretly Wanted To Die

34. Frozen - Parker

Frozen Parker
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No, not that Frozen. 2010's Frozen is a mostly underwhelming horror-thriller in which three skiers - Joe (Shawn Ashmore), his best friend Dan (Kevin Zegers), and Dan's girlfriend Parker (Emma Bell) - get stuck on a ski lift over the weekend, and find themselves at risk of freezing to death. 

One of the key problems with Frozen is that none of the three characters are particularly likable. Still, the worst of the three is Parker, who's by far the whiniest of the trio and is also brought down by Emma Bell's less-than-stellar turn in the role. Unfortunately, like a few other movies on this list, this ended up being one of those times where the lone survivor was the film's worst character. 

Dan, and later Joe, are eaten by the ravenous wolves roaming the hills below the ski-lift, while Parker eventually gets down to the ground and makes her way down the hill alone. A passing car picks her up, and she is driven to safety. She's relieved... the audience most definitely will not be. Writer-director Adam Green really picked the wrong survivor here. 

 
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