50 Infuriating Horror Movie Characters We All Secretly Wanted To Die
44. Cole & Mia - Terrifier 3
Be careful what you wish for.
Cole (Mason Macartea) and Mia (Alexa Blair Robertson) were, by far and away, the most irritating characters in Terrifier 3. Cole was the arrogant and entitled roommate of secondary lead Johnathan (Elliott Fullam), and Mia was his true crime podcaster girlfriend who was insensitive and borderline exploitative in her pursuit of a good story. As such, more than any other characters in the film, viewers were probably hoping that they'd end up as Art the Clown's victims.
Indeed, they were, but the way they were killed was sadistic and gruesome even by Terrifier's grim standards, so much so that some audience members might've regretted their thoughts. Art (David Howard Thornton) pounced on them with a chainsaw when they were making love in the shower - Mia was scalped and sliced to pieces while Cole was literally sodomized with the chainsaw and cut vertically in half.
Fine, they were absolute pillocks. They didn't deserve this, though!
At the same time, 2022's Terrifier 2 famously gave its most unhinged, painful death to quite a nice character, and that part bordered on excessively cruel, so perhaps giving the big gross-out moment to these two was a better choice.