5. SS Experiment Camp (1976)
Nobody really has a good word to say about SS Experiment Camp. I know I am always writing about it, and some of you are probably fed up with me, but it is such an awesome example of Euro Trash stupidity, it inexorably worms its way onto my articles. Like a dog returning to its vomit, I feel compelled to talk about it. An East European woman bites off a German soldier's balls. So naturally he sets up his own experiment camp where comely women are made to have sexual experiments with the most virile soldiers of The Third Reich. The most sexually potent soldier gets his balls transplanted onto Herr No Nuts and is oblivious to this fact until he tries to have sex with his fellow inmate girlfriend. Then there is a camp uprising and everyone seems to die. This is all done in the worst possible taste. The female camp inmates all spout bikini lines and the camp atmosphere is more Butlins than Buchenwald. It's not all sex, people die and they are put into a crematorium where they jerk around in a curious fashion as they burn - like a weird experimental dance. One of the most scandalous Video Nasties, SS Experiment Camp has now been released in the UK. Our moral guardians finally realised it is a pile of silly crap and is probably the least egregious Nasty Nazi movie.