3. Stealth 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoPtnVPcPto Alright, so just about nobody wants a sequel to the dreadful Rob Cohen-directed action calamity Stealth, but that didn't stop them trying to force it upon us anyway. After the psychotic AI-controlled drone went nuts and started killing people before redeeming itself in a suicide attack to save the good guys at the end, the film (finally) grinds to a close and everyone in the cinema felt a bout of instant relief. However, for those who decided to stick around for the credits - that's precisely no-one - there's a special "treat". We pull in on the rubble where EDI crashed, and it lights up again (with a large, red light, because red means sinister!), suggesting that it's not quite dead yet. Thankfully, the film pulled in only barely half its budget worldwide, meaning that the possibility of a sequel is less than zero.
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Frequently sleep-deprived film addict and video game obsessive who spends more time than is healthy in darkened London screening rooms. Follow his twitter on @ShaunMunroFilm or e-mail him at shaneo632 [at] gmail.com.
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