The Unborns cast includes Gary Oldman, Cam Gigandet and Idris Elba and the writer/director is David S Goyer, who wrote Blade and Dark City. None of this is mentioned on the poster. More prominently featured right above the title, in fact is the true star of the film: Odette Yustmans bikinied behind. Whether shown in the shower or clad in skimpy underthings, the actresss tush remains the primary focus for the first 20 minutes, which can only be attributed to her resemblance to Megan Fox. In his Transformers movies, Bay has a bad habit of dressing his leading ladies like tramps and filming them from the waist down, and even though he didnt direct The Unborn, his fingerprints are all over it. Never mind the nonsensical plot, hes saying, give your eyes to this. Strangely, Goyer has yet to work with the filmmaker again.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
