9 Reasons Zoolander 2 Is A Disappointment (And 2 It's Not)

6. Penelope Cruz Is Wasted On Relentless Boob Jokes

Yes, it's apparent to anyone with a working pair of eyes that Penelope Cruz is a freaking smoke stack, and anyone who saw the trailers was no doubt aware that there were going to be a ton of jokes about a) her general attractiveness and b) more specifically, her boobs. Even so, you'd hope there might be a little more in terms of substance to her character, but sadly not. She's still eminently watchable as Interpol agent Melanie Valentina, though you'll probably won't remember her name or much more about her character simply because there's not much there to learn. She doesn't have much personality to speak of beyond a litany of boob jokes, which is a shame considering how game she seems for the feisty a**-kicker role. Still, just try and take your eyes off her...