EVERY Halloween Death RANKED By Stupidity

Mya Rockwell - Rob Zombie's Halloween II

Rob Zombie's Halloween II Mya Rockwell Brea Grant
Dimension Films

With Annie Brackett having been fatally attacked, but not quite yet dead, Laurie's pal Mya rushes outside the Brackett House to call the cops.

However, unbeknownst to Mya, Michael Myers is still around, grabbing her and stabbing her to death; the second of Laurie's new friends to be killed by Michael in Halloween II.

Jamie Lloyd - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myer JC Brandy
Dimension Films

With JC Brandy in the Jamie role rather than Danielle Harris back this time around, The Curse of Michael Myers sees Jamie killed by her uncle barely 15 minutes into the movie. And it's a properly grim end for the Jamie character.

It's disturbing enough that there's an implication that Jamie's son was fathered by Michael, and it gets even worse for Jamie when her uncle finally catches up with her after her initial opening-scene escape. Impaling Jamie on some farm equipment, the Shape hammers home his point by pushing Jamie further down this machine, causing those spikes to pierce even more through her torso.

For a finishing touch, Michael then turns this equipment on, causing those spikes to churn up Jamie's insides, putting a permanent end to the Jamie Lloyd character.

Bucky - Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Bucky
Galaxy Releasing

Another case of Michael Myers killing somebody who was just simply out doing their job, earning a few dollars to pay the bills and look after their family.

According to the hard hat of the power worker that Michael comes across in Halloween 4, he's named Bucky. Regardless of what he's named, the guy is thrown into a transformer and electrocuted, which in turn knocks out the entire power for Haddonfield.

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