Every James Bond Girl Ranked From Worst To Best

41. Kissy Suzuki - You Only Live Twice

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Another one of the worst lead Bond Girls to date, Kissy Suzuki (Mie Hama) - a Japanese secret service agent - is mostly a non-entity of a character. The most noteworthy thing about her is that she and Bond have a fake marriage in order for Bond to go undercover as a Japanese fisherman.

She shows up far too late in the film to have an impact, barely gets any lines and spends most of it running around in a bikini for no clear reason. Also, despite being an agent, she really doesn't do anything much to fight Blofeld (Donald Pleasance) and his minions.

Weirdly enough, she's never actually referred to by her name in the film either, which shows just how little effort was put into this character.

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